gardenpatch

ONLINE gardenpatch answered an MCP connection on 22 Oct 2026 and introduced itself as gardenpatch 1.0.0 (MCP protocol 2025-06-18).

9 tools offered to AI assistants

• list_coaches · Free. The catalog of 7 growth coaches, the 16 modes they sell, and the current price of each. Call this first — it is generated from the same registry the paid endpoint validates against, so it is never stale.
• list_actions · Free. The catalog of paid real-world side effects, such as sending a review request. An action does something rather than returning advice, so it carries consent rules a coach call does not.
• list_tools · Free. The catalog of 5 small paid utilities (QR codes, time zone conversion, Markdown to HTML, calendar .ics files, website growth signals) with each one's price, request schema and a worked example. One endpoint, one job, one payment.
• get_schema · Free. The published request or response JSON Schema for one mode or one action. Use it to build a request you know will validate before you pay for it.
• sandbox_call · Free, and no wallet needed. Returns a schema-valid sample response for a mode: same envelope, same field names, same deliverable shape as a paid call. It is a fixed sample for the mode, not an answer to your input — that is what makes it fr
• call_coach · Paid, from $0.18 per call, settled in USDC on Base over x402. Returns a growth diagnosis, the arithmetic behind it, concrete actions, and a typed deliverable. Without payment this returns the payment requirements as a structured error you c
• call_action · Paid. HAS A REAL-WORLD SIDE EFFECT: it puts a message in front of an actual person. Requires a consent block stating how and when that person agreed to be contacted. There is no sandbox for this — a simulated send cannot be told apart from
• call_tool · Paid, from $0.01 per call, settled in USDC on Base over x402. Runs one utility and returns its result. Tools contact no one and store nothing; website signals reads only the one public page you name. A request refused for its input is never
• get_receipt · Free. Returns a call you already paid for: amount, mode, usage, and the deliverable again. Only the wallet that paid can read it, and only while the receipt has not expired.

What "online" means: the server answered an MCP connection at the time of the check. It is not a guarantee of security, quality or continuous uptime. How we test: we open an MCP session and ask for the tool list, as an AI assistant would. We never run a tool and never send a key. Checked every few days. Method

Is this your server? Monitoring Pro: a check every 30 minutes and an email within the hour when it stops answering. $9.99/month.